Top 11 things you don't want to hear on the NKOTB Cruise

Here are the Top 11 things that you DON'T want to hear on an NKOTB cruise....

11. Danny's health and fitness class is about to start on Deck A….and its mandatory people!!!!

10. Unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances, NKOTB have been unable to make the cruise and so we have replaced them……with O-Town.

9. Please turn to page 2 of the brochure for a list of the theme nights. Tonights theme……Vuvuzela - Let's get HORNY!!! 

8. Due to the boat being overrun by Islamic fundamentalist extremists, this boat is now being diverted to paradise

7. Carnival would like to remind all passengers that we don't swim in your toilet so don't you poop in our fucking pool!

6. Jordan has a sore throat so tonight I'll Be Loving You Forever will be rapped by Donnie Wahlberg

5. In the unlikely event of an accident we will be evacuating the boat as follows: New Kids followed by hot chicks.

4. If there is a doctor on board specialised in dealing with auto-erotic asyfixiation please report to the room of a Mr D. Wood. Thats a doctor for D.Wood. STAT

3. Due to a political coup in the Bahamas we will be making an unscheduled stop on the oil drenched beaches of the Gulf Of Mexico

2. Ladies, pls feel free to put your name on the list for tonights special event….Bukakke Party live in the Lizard Lounge!!

1. ICEBERG…..straight ahead!!!!