NKOTB Cruise 2013

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NKOTB Cruise 2012

Yes kids, its that time again! A round up of the annual laughs, tom foolery and unabashed fuckery that is the NKOTB cruise! woooo! Now a small disclaimer before we begin. This is my own PERSONAL opinion based on observations made during my 4 days on the high seas. This blog is not related at all to any member of NKOTB, their crew, World of Fuckery, Naughty by Nature or any other hanger on that decided that a nice paid for vacation to the Bahamas was better than sitting at home picking lint out of their assholes. ;-)

The 'alternative' guide to the NKOTB Cruise 2012

There is nothing I like more than waking up on a miserable Monday morning to the news that the NKOTB annual cruise is going on sale 3 days. Didn’t we just get back…like yesterday or something? My bank account hasn’t recovered from the cruise in 2010 and 2011! In fact, if you were to smell my flip-flops there is still a marked stench of sweaty sand and seaweed. Now, if you are rich, I’m sure being given 3 days to get together the deposit that is going to determine if your summer is full of fun and frivolity on the high seas or the most depressing summer of your god damn life is no problem.

NKOTB CRUISE 2010!

Every once in a while an event occurs that you look forward to and plan for so long that its hard to imagine life after it. It's like you haven't even considered that the world carries on spinning after this event occurs. For the dedicated New Kids On The Block fans, that event is the annual fun-fest that is the NKOTB cruise. 3 days on a ship sailing from Miami to the Bahamas with 2000 of their most dedicated fans, mostly female all of whom are vying for the attentions of the 5 objects of their affection. Sounds like a fucking nightmare doesn't it? Lol.