Sunday 2 June 2013

Monday 26 November 2012

REVIEW: Jordan Knight 'Live and Unfinished'


Those of you that follow me on Twitter will know that I have a rather unhealthy, um, enthusiasm for former 80's/90's boybander Jordan Knight. For the uninitiated, let me jog your memory...

NKOTB Cruise 2012

Yes kids, its that time again! A round up of the annual laughs, tom foolery and unabashed fuckery that is the NKOTB cruise! woooo! Now a small disclaimer before we begin. This is my own PERSONAL opinion based on observations made during my 4 days on the high seas. This blog is not related at all to any member of NKOTB, their crew, World of Fuckery, Naughty by Nature or any other hanger on that decided that a nice paid for vacation to the Bahamas was better than sitting at home picking lint out of their assholes. ;-)

The 'alternative' guide to the NKOTB Cruise 2012



There is nothing I like more than waking up on a miserable Monday morning to the news that the NKOTB annual cruise is going on sale 3 days. Didn’t we just get back…like yesterday or something? My bank account hasn’t recovered from the cruise in 2010 and 2011! In fact, if you were to smell my flip-flops there is still a marked stench of sweaty sand and seaweed. Now, if you are rich, I’m sure being given 3 days to get together the deposit that is going to determine if your summer is full of fun and frivolity on the high seas or the most depressing summer of your god damn life is no problem.

Thursday 4 November 2010

An open letter to NKOTB fans...

So, after months of speculation, the worst kept secret in pop music history became official yesterday, NKOTB and BSB are touring together next year. Cue mass hysteria, lots of panty wetting, wild rumours, speculation.....and that's just Donnie's tweets. ;-) I am in the unfortunate position of being off work at the moment, unable to move off the couch so have been able to have a rather thorough read of what is being said about this tour.

Monday 13 September 2010

Guide to London - LGTUK 2010

It's that time of year again ladies, the annual UK BH fan meet! wooooo! As I am sure most of you know by now, this event is being held in Chiswick in West London and as there are many fans travelling to this event, not only from Europe but also from other parts of the UK, I thought I would be a helpful Londoner (these are rare!) and give you some information that may make your lives a little easier as London is not the most welcoming or easiest city in the world, if you don't know what you are doing. :-) 

Thursday 15 July 2010

Fantasy vs Reality: My Celebrity Crush



I have been in love with Jordan Knight (pictured....ahhhh!) since I was a fetus. Ok maybe not quite a fetus but certainly from about the age of 10 onwards he's been my number one celebrity fantasy. I'm sure there are some younger folk reading this blog thinking, “Who the f**k is Jordan Knight??”. Well, he is in the band New Kids On The Block. A five piece boyband from Boston that were bigger than Jesus in the late 80's and early 90's selling over 70 million albums of their perfect packaged and parent friendly pop turning them into the pin up boys for a generation of caterwauling teeny boppers. 

Wednesday 23 June 2010

NKOTB, Radio City: Concrete jungle where dreams are made of....

As the saying goes "you can never have too much of a good thing". I think this saying rings very true when less than a month after our bank accounts were cleaned out on the NKOTB cruise, we were all back together again for a less aquatic weekend of fun, frolics and high pitched squealing in the concrete jungle where dreams are made of....that's right bitches......NU YAWK! 
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